gayisthenewokay:

me on jennifer lawrence’s leaked nudes:

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(via theswaggiegatsby)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via erinne-kouhai)

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via monkaroo)

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(via mbogdan92)

accio-cosima:

girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.

I must be one hot bitch then

(via surrealprestige)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via m-0rgasm)

Invade my privacy

  • ☝ - How tall are you?
  • ✔ - Sexual Orientation
  • ♨ - Do you Smoke?
  • ☟ - Do you Drink?
  • ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
  • ✖ - Age you get mistaken for
  • ☆ - Have Tattoos?
  • ★ - Want any tattoos?
  • ☯ - Got any Piercings?
  • ✌ - Want any piercings?
  • ♧ - Best friend?
  • ♥ - Do you like anyone?
  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
  • ♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
  • ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
  • ✍ - Story from your childhood.
  • ☄ - I wish…
  • ® - Favorite foods?
  • ☀ - Story about your day.
  • ♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
  • ♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
  • ☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
  • ✏ - Random fact about yourself.